Shawn: What if our faces pop up on the Jumbotron, or what if I get selected from the audience to feed Shamu on Sea World

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Shawn: I want you on one side and Jules on the other just as a Killer Whale jumps up over us

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Gus: Really, you are going to threaten him by quoting Back to The Future?

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Gus: Do you know what paraphrasing means, Shawn?
Shawn: It means “Suck it Gus”
Gus: It does not mean “Suck it Gus”

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Gus: If you suggest Batman one more time, I´m gonna pluck your ear, Shawn

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Jules: I get it: He is Indiana Jones and Howard Hughes

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Shawn: You are just jealous because there´s no black dudes on “Raiders”

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Shawn: You are not my boss
Gus: I´m your conscience
Shawn: Tony Cox is my conscience

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Shawn: They want jokes. They want Jeff Goldblum´s impressions. They want ironic yuxtapositions of Rick Springfield lyrics.

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Shawn: If we learned anything from FX and FX2 is that everything can be faked, and that Bryan Brown can´t carry a movie
Gus: What about Full Body Massage?

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Shawn: Golden Globe goes to… Angelina Jolie on The Tourist. I´m kidding, everybody knows she didn’t win. She should have.

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Desperaux: Don´t you just hate people who kill you

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Desperaux: I´ve seen 127 hours and Ughhhh

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Gus: It´s a Genie
Desperaux: It´s not a Genie
Shawn: Don´t be ridiculous; Genies come in bottles

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Shawn: Maybe it´s a Thomas Kincaid
Gus: Shawn, you need to learn another painter

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Shawn: Gus Don´t be Lao Che
Gus: Who?
Shawn: The guy from Temple of Doom

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Desperaux: Hello, Rembrandt